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Written by Clark Birchmeier:

Over the years, CB has drafted many screenplays, many of which have been produced. So what's going on inside his mind? Keep reading, we'll start with the most recent -- not everything is available here, sorry gotta keep some stuff on the top-secret!

 

"Aliens Gave My Cat A Beard" (2013, short film): In all honesty, this was inspired by a t-shirt, but it is as the title suggests. Ultimately, it is a throwback to the days of old black and white Sci-Fi/horror of the 1950s. This script will hopefully be in production by the end of this year.

 

"The Misadventures of Brad & Seth" (2012-2013, feature film/mini-series): When a drug deal goes wrong, Brad's wife steals their son and leaves him behind for reasons of finance and safety. Brad relies on his best friend, Seth, to take him cross-country in Seth's '68 Nova to find his family. Along the way, they meet many interesting people that help them along the way, but also teaches them more about life outside of the small town they have never left. 

 

"Modern Monsters" (2013, short film) (currently in post-production): When proud vampire, Von Pyer, loses his day job, the house loses it's only income. He then relies on his roommate and good friend, Frank Endstein, to sell lemonade to generate revenue for the household.  Since Von can't be outside during the day, it's all up to Frank -- and he's not very capable. Watch these "modern monsters" try to be fuctioning members of society, and make it in the real world; and lets not forget about their favorite pet zombie, "Cuddles".

 

"No Harvest: The Intern" (2010, short film) (produced and available for viewing): "Life" becomes even more complicated for George, a Grim Reaper, when he needs to train an intern. He's a master at ignoring work, but his dreaded boss, Grimm, keeps threatening his emplyment if he doesn't show the new guy something besides beer and cigarettes at the local bar. 

 

"No Harvest" (2008, short film) (produced and available for viewing): The predecessor to "No Harvest: The Intern", is a story about George who is a Grim Reaper that just doesn't want to do his job. However, as they say "...life goes on...", and so does other things. 

 

"...of many colors..." (2007, short film) (produced and available for viewing): In a vast and cold environment, our strange character takes whatever he can to survive. His life is changed when he finds a bright yellow balloon that takes him to safety, and makes him become a better person in the process.

 

"Bar None" (2006, short film) (produced and available for viewing): The State of Pennsylvania makes candy bars illegal, spawning a new black market for sweets. What happens when the State Govenor begins selling the candy?

 

 

 

 

 

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